Are probiotics good for you?: Yup—-in fact there is nothing on this planet that is better for you.
What are probiotics?: They are beneficial bacteria that are not only good for you but they are what /who you are—The rest of ‘you’ is just a pile of inert minerals- fatty & amino acids.
Where can I get some probiotics?: Originally you got them from yo momma but that supply has dried up.
Can I get them at the drug store?: No-No-No-don’t do that—THEY sell DRUGS there—things that kill people-not keep them alive. Go to a HEALTH food store.
What else should I know about probiotics?: They just happen to be what your immune system is made of.
Where do they live?: Mostly in your gastrointestinal tract.
Can probiotics help my IBS or colitis?: Yup-In fact you CANNOT get better w/o them.
How do I take probiotics?: You swallow them.
What’s the bottom line with probiotics? ‘Pro’ (biotic) means life-that’s what you want. ‘Anti’ (biotic) means death–that’s not what you want. If you swallow death—–then you better swallow some life right after it.